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  1. A great track you should dance to is Mink Deville’s ‘I’m a Gunslinger!

    Can just see it now: you squirming around belt round your belly ‘n’ holster round your waste & seein’ your delicate lips blow hard into a smokin’ barrel! The wild West will never be Wilder & ‘ll never be the same again! Jesse James ‘n’ Youngers gang ‘ll be runnin’ for that Saloon door when they realise you’re you’re in town! You catch dem Bandidos ‘n’realise you must give a good ol’ flogging reminiscent of Karl Malden’s lashin’ of Marlon Brando in ‘1 Eyed Jacks!’

    But 1st after that long horse ride alone across the dusty New Mexico desert you’re dripping with lust ‘n’ sweat & on arrival at the Corral step out of your bikini to the embarrassment of local ladies.But your nudity is 2nd nature & like an Amazon Girl you remain unamused.
    Their menfolk remove their Stetons & wipe their brows as you walk into the Sherrif’s office stating so boldly “Where’s the nearest shower?”

    And so to the whipping; you leave the saloon holding the gang leaders by their neck scruffs & push them into the tying post. A maverick gang member suddenly takes you by surprise coming at you with haste baring his rifle! Realising the danger you karate kick his kneecap flooring him like a pathetic schoolboy. True to your reputation as the West’s most ruthless lawmaker you strike him on his temple with his own rifle butt. The Bikini Czar takes no chances. Not content with this mild humiliation you turn round & wipe your moist, sweaty arsehole on his face not giving the benefit of your luscious pussy!

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