Would you eat a spider?
The largest spider I’ve seen up close in the world
other than a zoo, book or pet store
Home of the Bikini Czar, the Evil Twin, Nikki and Grandma Cee J in the cloud, @bikiniczar
Home of the Bikini Czar, the Evil Twin, Nikki and Grandma Cee J in the cloud, @bikiniczar
Would you eat a spider?
The largest spider I’ve seen up close in the world
other than a zoo, book or pet store
Hey, that’s a real Spider! No Joyce, we’d never request you eat a spider!
Adventures of the Bikini Czar.
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Plumbing problems.
It was a normal day in the BC household except for one major problem, being there was no water supply due a burst street water main.
Poor Cee J and Montie, having no access to clean water, had to make do with bottled water from a Supermarket.
Cee J was coping well until!:
“I need a Pee,” says Cee J, holding her tummy. ” It’s alright for you, Montie, ” she said with a hint of jealousy, ” You only need to cock a leg in the garden! ”
All of a sudden a brainstorm hit Cee J. She stared into space as if discovering the meaning of creation. ” I’m dying for a pee! Why don’t I do the same?”
Turning away from Montie, Cee J heads towards the back door but suddenly stops before!
“Hold on, ” says Cee J. “What am I doing? I can’t take a piss in my own garden. Modelling out there is one thing, but pissing?! What if the neighbours were in and saw me”?
Again holding her belly with both hands, Cee J exclaims ” If I don’t find a solution soon I’m gonna piss all over the fucking floor! ”
Cee J rushes into the kitchen, grabs the washing up bowl , lifts her dress about to pee and mutters to herself ” I can’t piss in this. I wash food in it,”
Instead she suddenly spots a glass flower vase on a shelf. Without further adoo, she runs to collect it, throws her dress in the air and carefully squatting over the vase.
She aims well, lines her vagina over the opening and slowly begins to piss directly into the vase. As her urine steadily begins to fill the vase, a look of relief can be observed on Cee Js face . As she finishes her piss, and the last few drops of urine drop down like jewels from her pussy lips, Cee J stands up , then bends down, further exposing her anus and damp cunt to anyone fortunate enough to be standing behind her.
“Ive never done that before,” she says, winkiing, pleased at only a few drops on the floor.
Relieved the ordeal over, Cee J walks unobtrusively into the garden to tip the urine onto Montie’s patch.
Just as Cee J bends down, a neighbour shouts over the fence, getting her attention ” Did you have a party last night, Cee J? Don’t waste it. I’ll have a glass! ”
“Oh, this one’s a Neirsteiner,” replies Cee J. “But it’s off!”
Got this idea from the Fan’s request for you to pee! Are the images in the story?
This may sound a little weird, but I had spiders for pets when I was younger. It was part of my life long hobby.