Lucky you living in sunny L.A.I visited back in 1990s & remember it being a bit like Spain especially the terrain as you get towards San Diego.
Hey Joyce I know you’re a great Chef but why not try a different art in the kitchen by occasionally showing us how to frame a pair of your many sweet smelling thongs?!! You can sign them ‘as worn by the Bikini Czar!’& then give them as a prize to the person giving them the most imaginative/creative title! I have a few ideas that may fit those white dental floss strings: ‘Joyce’s creamy meanies’, ‘Bikini Czar thatch snatchers’,’Joyce’s floss is boss’,’Czar’s stained srainers’! They would be a welcome addition to any real man’s wallpaper. I’d most certainly visit LA if you did an exhibition of used, well worn tangas. Apparently Yoko Ono did something a little similar years backs by mounting an exhibition of bums (photos I believe).
I guess it’s all about having adult fun. A great Bikini Czar game would be to hang a few of your most well worn tangas on a washing line & invite a member of the audience to smell out your most recently worn thong! The winner would enter the 2nd heat to design the most original style for your muff. The winner, of course would then go on to shave it foam & all! xxxx
Lucky you living in sunny L.A.I visited back in 1990s & remember it being a bit like Spain especially the terrain as you get towards San Diego.
Hey Joyce I know you’re a great Chef but why not try a different art in the kitchen by occasionally showing us how to frame a pair of your many sweet smelling thongs?!! You can sign them ‘as worn by the Bikini Czar!’& then give them as a prize to the person giving them the most imaginative/creative title! I have a few ideas that may fit those white dental floss strings: ‘Joyce’s creamy meanies’, ‘Bikini Czar thatch snatchers’,’Joyce’s floss is boss’,’Czar’s stained srainers’! They would be a welcome addition to any real man’s wallpaper. I’d most certainly visit LA if you did an exhibition of used, well worn tangas. Apparently Yoko Ono did something a little similar years backs by mounting an exhibition of bums (photos I believe).
I guess it’s all about having adult fun. A great Bikini Czar game would be to hang a few of your most well worn tangas on a washing line & invite a member of the audience to smell out your most recently worn thong! The winner would enter the 2nd heat to design the most original style for your muff. The winner, of course would then go on to shave it foam & all! xxxx