Morning Ms Thong
That’s a lucky Teddy. Weather here on South Coast still overcast but set to improve later this week they say.
You know, your bottom speaks in a language of its own & it’ll be great to see a video of you jogging in your smallest strings with some close-ups or maybe with your muff dyed a loud colour. If its St Patrick’s day dye it green! Better in your garden than on beach in this case.
I must say your muff must get very creamy during interviews, Joyce, with those lucky tangas taking a grip on you! In your naked video the cream can’t be absorbed.Could we therefore see you give it a quick wipe after & during the interview? I know you like to be composed in interviews & a wet or dry flannel close by, or handed to you by Monty may cool you down. The same flannel could be used to wipe under your arms & between your gorgeous butt. With your consent I’d love to bury my face into your full moon & give you one of my home grown ‘cooling down’ specials!
Hiya, Joyce n Monty. Seeing the last video it looks like ur both keen for fans ideas to develop new stuff/ideas on & off camera. This being so I’d like to see Joyce in her tightest strings reading both her own and fans’ poems. Don’t know if you’re musical, Joyce but if you play guitar it’d be great seeing you with a musical medium. I’ll have a go:
Joyce the Czar n Monty
You brighten up the day
As for the barking dog
He’s normally kept at bay
You have so many thongs
They would fill the Barrier Reef
& always lots of floss
To get between my teeth
We love to see that wriggle
Makes 1 weak at the knees
Raises the blood pressure
& often makes me wheeze
In my street last wednesday
A pensioner had a cardiac arrest
Bikini Czar was found on his computer
He died happy, I guess.
Morning Ms Thong
That’s a lucky Teddy. Weather here on South Coast still overcast but set to improve later this week they say.
You know, your bottom speaks in a language of its own & it’ll be great to see a video of you jogging in your smallest strings with some close-ups or maybe with your muff dyed a loud colour. If its St Patrick’s day dye it green! Better in your garden than on beach in this case.
I must say your muff must get very creamy during interviews, Joyce, with those lucky tangas taking a grip on you! In your naked video the cream can’t be absorbed.Could we therefore see you give it a quick wipe after & during the interview? I know you like to be composed in interviews & a wet or dry flannel close by, or handed to you by Monty may cool you down. The same flannel could be used to wipe under your arms & between your gorgeous butt. With your consent I’d love to bury my face into your full moon & give you one of my home grown ‘cooling down’ specials!
Hiya, Joyce n Monty. Seeing the last video it looks like ur both keen for fans ideas to develop new stuff/ideas on & off camera. This being so I’d like to see Joyce in her tightest strings reading both her own and fans’ poems. Don’t know if you’re musical, Joyce but if you play guitar it’d be great seeing you with a musical medium. I’ll have a go:
Joyce the Czar n Monty
You brighten up the day
As for the barking dog
He’s normally kept at bay
You have so many thongs
They would fill the Barrier Reef
& always lots of floss
To get between my teeth
We love to see that wriggle
Makes 1 weak at the knees
Raises the blood pressure
& often makes me wheeze
In my street last wednesday
A pensioner had a cardiac arrest
Bikini Czar was found on his computer
He died happy, I guess.
Thats nice.
BC
Done it had no takers
BC
Reissue it’ Joyce. Fan base may have improved. You’ve 2 customers here already!