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Now in other hole…
Has to be the smallest bikini on Earth, let alone California. Definitely not beach legal unless you’re a Moth. Joyce, you’ll never get away with it on an LA LA land beach!
This photograph is a showstopper! It’s given me back my zest for life!
Still don’t know what it is but at least it’s protection for your butthole.
I like the shot so much I’m about to blow it up to poster my bedroom! ?
‘Definitely not beach legal unless you’re a moth’ is one of the funniest things i ever read or heard…either as a moth, or human
Ta Ronnie. Appreciate your ken sense of humour & the compliment on my jocularity. I’d have to be a strong Moth to take that to the beach!
Fits so perfectly. So symmetrical, it may as well be customised to buttfit.We did see a brief M&M fit earlier in the year though nothing so bold as this is a series full of surprises and if this is a finale, it’s very fitting! Fitting? Get it??
Fingers crossed for an encore! ?
Now, I know where you were hiding it. Is it some sort of contraband?
This close up gave me an excuse to put the said object under the microscope.
Eureka! Of course – a lucky little acorn! Hope I’m right?
Peanut butter malted milk ball
Wow. Im surprised it won’t melt like chocolate? Would never have got that in a million years! Very original item.
Sounds delicious! Quite nutritious. Home made or from Store? I’d love to chew one even if it’d been up your smelly bottom with a fart of two!
Hope the set doesn’t end just yet & you show how to enjoy eating one. I’ve said quite a bit, but hope we’ll get to see other interesting strange items. The fruit/veggie stuff last year was great. This little thing has a certain intrigue too!
I’ve been viewing your work on a 50″ screen via Chromecast for some time. Every new photo has been crispy clear, not ever losing pixelation however much I enlarge it. Chromecast also has the added benefit of allowing me to see 2 photos simultaneously. It’s a great way to see the photos.
Guessing where you were hiding an object is great fun & would fool any Customs Officer. Hope you had fun too maintaining the clench for a photo or many.
Would love to know whether you or your Photographer stuck it between the cheeks ? Another mystery! Please tell us!
Love to see a follow up with a hand wedging another item between those wonderful glutes!
So that is where it ended up. Interesting.
Would be nice to see a similar shoot with you modelling a pair of your boots. Adding a strip of lycra between the butt would add to the excitement before peeling the lycra off to reveal a mystery item concealed underneath. A wafer thin biscuit will be nice if it can be clenched or perhaps a non edible item?
Thanks for not censoring comments.
I’d like to ask fellow Fans what they think could plausibly wedge between those glutes? Any ideas, Guys?
other than various parts of my body?! x
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